jaclyn noelle

im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.

Jul 6, 2009 9:04am
all those pringles made my poop neon orange this morning; not exaggerating 
Jul 6, 2009 9:02am
smileypants: (via jaclynnoelle) shexy mcshex pants what is on your belly next to your button  hhahaa its pierced, its a lil gem

smileypants:

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shexy mcshex pants what is on your belly next to your button 

hhahaa its pierced, its a lil gem
Jul 6, 2009 9:01am

fri.sat.sun.

smileypants:

friday: mimosas, adventuring, avedon show, pizza and beers on the roof, dancing dancing dancing

saturday: chocolate chip + banana pancakes, jenny lewis and conner oberst for free, quesadillas, drinks and fireworks on the roof, makeout sesh*

sunday: coney island, more pizza, bus ride home

*so good (10/10) but surprise! did not know how old he was until afterwards. i now have a new pr for older boy kissing. 27. but. whatever. it was so good. however. when do i get to keep a boy? at least for a couple weeks. it doesnt even have to be an actual relationship. probably, preferably, not. just something that lasts more than once. and someone who lives in a) the same country and b) within 30 mins. hm. 

anyways. super fun wknd. best part was the concert and fireworks view from the roof. but really. just hanging out with 2 super fun girls was what made it the best ever. (: 

ps. oh yeah and we saw tracy morgan in a white lamborghini in times square traffic 

& i have some dancing video. uploading asap

you should try to make out with santa this christmas at the mall

Jul 5, 2009 5:45pm
ortizjn: jaclynnoelle: i ate two cans of pringles today lol dang gourrll when we gonna hair wrapzzz lets do them rly sooooon!

ortizjn:

jaclynnoelle:

i ate two cans of pringles today

lol dang gourrll

when we gonna hair wrapzzz

lets do them rly sooooon!
Jul 5, 2009 3:10pm
Jul 5, 2009 3:09pm
yesterday, i hoped someone would have diarrhea in the pool at three and that we could close the pool early; at five, my dream came true-except not only was it in the pool but, baked onto the concrete with brown foot steps leading into the bathroom; diarrhea caked into rubber mats not only smells and looks delicious but is really fun to clean. happy fourth of july!
Jul 5, 2009 3:02pm
i ate two cans of pringles today i ate two cans of pringles today
Jul 4, 2009 9:34am
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Jul 4, 2009 9:28am
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Jul 2, 2009 10:27pm
katiepalmer: isabelle boinot(for jaclyn) im hungry

katiepalmer:

isabelle boinot
(for jaclyn)

im hungry
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