jaclyn noelle

im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.

Jul 2, 2009 10:26pm

smileypants:

i just looked at my arms in the mirror and WOW. I HAVE MUSCLES ! my arms are getting so toned and i love it. 
Jul 2, 2009 10:25pm

smileypants:

CURRENT top three hobbies ( in a very particular order ) 

  1. drinking rootbeer floats
  2. making out
  3. running forever
Jul 2, 2009 10:21pm

not to be conceited BUT

ortizjn:

i think my hair is pretty. at times i hate it but right now im really feeling myself haha

today was a pretty good day! i just caught my roommates kissing lol they blushed and started giggling like little children and then ran into their room haha, it was cute in a child-like way.

p.s that is not why my day was good lol

Jul 2, 2009 10:17pm
Jun 29, 2009 12:17am

eating a lot of beans is dangerous

but fun
Jun 29, 2009 12:13am

smileypants:

jaclynnoelle:

i am trying to figure out how to prevent myself from getting spider bites; i.e. diet, body oil, etc. however, all the results google turns out tell me to avoid going outside and wear clothing that covers all of my body.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what. why/how are you getting spider bites??

the pool? umbrellas? cobwebs? on my face and under my bathing suit

Jun 27, 2009 11:27pm

i am trying to figure out how to prevent myself from getting spider bites; i.e. diet, body oil, etc. however, all the results google turns out tell me to avoid going outside and wear clothing that covers all of my body.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jun 27, 2009 8:21am

sushi and diarrhea for breakfast

Jun 26, 2009 9:06am

ortizjn:

jaclynnoelle:

the doctor was srsly overjoyed that i had gained fifteen pounds; rly uncomfortable.

lol yeah even though im skinny i still hate when ppl are like you gained weight! i think we’ve had this convo before when we had hist. of motion picture together lol

yea it definitely sux

Jun 25, 2009 9:43am
the doctor was srsly overjoyed that i had gained fifteen pounds; rly uncomfortable. 
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