jaclyn noelle

smileypants:

i just looked at my arms in the mirror and WOW. I HAVE MUSCLES ! my arms are getting so toned and i love it. 

smileypants:

CURRENT top three hobbies ( in a very particular order ) 

1. drinking rootbeer floats
2. making out
3. running forever

not to be conceited BUT

ortizjn:

i think my hair is pretty. at times i hate it but right now im really feeling myself haha

today was a pretty good day! i just caught my roommates kissing lol they blushed and started giggling like little children and then ran into their room haha, it was cute in a child-like way.

p.s that is not why my day was good lol

eating a lot of beans is dangerous

smileypants:

jaclynnoelle:

i am trying to figure out how to prevent myself from getting spider bites; i.e. diet, body oil, etc. however, all the results google turns out tell me to avoid going outside and wear clothing that covers all of my body.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what. why/how are you getting spider bites??

the pool? umbrellas? cobwebs? on my face and under my bathing suit

i am trying to figure out how to prevent myself from getting spider bites; i.e. diet, body oil, etc. however, all the results google turns out tell me to avoid going outside and wear clothing that covers all of my body.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sushi and diarrhea for breakfast

ortizjn:

jaclynnoelle:

the doctor was srsly overjoyed that i had gained fifteen pounds; rly uncomfortable.

lol yeah even though im skinny i still hate when ppl are like you gained weight! i think we’ve had this convo before when we had hist. of motion picture together lol

yea it definitely sux