jaclyn noelle

im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.

May 21, 2009 9:11am
katiepalmer: motherload that looks itchy

katiepalmer:

motherload

that looks itchy
May 19, 2009 3:09pm
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May 19, 2009 2:38am
burwell: iguessthatscool:

burwell:

iguessthatscool:
May 18, 2009 9:53am

so gross

yesterday i reached down into a trash can and to my surprise, i grabbed a styrofoam plate with a pile of poop on it. THIS IS NOT A LIE! so gross i almost puked from the overwhelming smell-this poop had been in this trashcan for almost a year.

ehh how do i even begin to clean that up

and do you hate work that much to poop on a plate and put it in an unlined trashcan?

May 18, 2009 9:49am
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May 18, 2009 9:46am

happy creamsicle day

katie palmer this is a set for you!
May 18, 2009 9:38am
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May 18, 2009 9:35am
my stomach growling and dandelions snoring sound the same; its rather nice that we can share this time together in my bedroom
May 18, 2009 9:29am

iyiyii

smileypants:

tmrw from 835am to 240pm i get the enitre house to myself. (this is a rare occasion) (also i do not have my own room/bed so this is a very special rare occasion) 

anyways

so far my plan for the day involves using the new sound system to the max, pancakes, hot tubbing, trampoline-ing, a 45 minute shower, personal danceparty on the 1st floor (attire=underwear + socks), icecream sundaes  + sun tanning, and then getting my cavity filled. which im actually excited about because currently it hurts so bad i cant even chew on the left side of my mouth. 

so im going to bed so early tonite. i have to wake up early to take full advantage of my lone time. 

hahaha breanne so much to do in not a huge amount of time

May 15, 2009 4:12pm

flag bikinis

texas, mexico, italy, france, camouflage
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