jaclyn noelle
im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.
I seriously hate this woman so much. And her dog, too (just not as much).oh no, you can tell she includes her dog in role playing.
my bio professor (via katiepalmer)
i know of a swine flu outbreak
i am pretty sure my mom threw away my favorite shoes
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, it makes me cry
lololo
i was supposed to hang out with a boy and my mom guilt trips me into doing something she signed me up for. R U SRS. i guess i agreed to it awhile ago but i thougth my sister was doing it too?? shes out of town. so just me. cool. i guess ill cancel plans and have more NONfun. sSSSSSSs
work was ok. all the kids love me. well. duh. one of the people i work with is pretty really extremely good at pushing my buttons and i dont think she even knows it. i honestly cant comprehend her way of thinking. cant wait for the next 8wks to crawl by. at least i have friday to look forward to. o maybe wednesday too when lucies friends visit. however.. i will have to limit the funi have. which i suck at. but going on a field trip with a jillion little kids will be better if im not recovering from the night before… and i tend to make horrible decisions when im having a lot of..fun. i dont know.
also
if parents want their children to be successful and o-not be pregnant teenagers: they should raise their kids exactly the way my parents raised me. i cannot wait to be completely financially independent (which i will be VERY soon starting aug when i peace out) and constantly being around children has made the idea of getting pregnant anytime soon rather horrific. i love my family and i love kids…but i want to be on my own and i would like to actually have a life. and fun. hopefully soon. hopefully please
being around 7th-9th graders all day makes me never want to have kids; so annoying
- me: are you a virgin?
- brother: no, are you?
- me: haha um. WHAT?! no. wait. i dont think you understand. im not asking if you have received head, im asking have you had sex?
- brother: yea, im not a virgin
- me: WHAT? WHEN? WHO?
- brother: i dont know, last year, some girl- she was older.
- [wtf. i should have never asked.]
- hahahahaha
