jaclyn noelle
im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.
quilted northern
im SO happy to finally have nice toilet paper! it’s 3 ply :D
and im also happy to be back in richmond after the horror story of a drive to get down here. i had to pick up my sister so i was going to get off at 150A. there was construction. i sat in that for an hour ( just to let you know i left from exit 160B, it should only take 10 min.) then with my luck the exit i was supposed to take was closed b.c of the construction. i took the next exit available and i ended up lost in Quantico Marine Base (by the way that was my first time driving on the highway kinda) so i got lost and of course to make matters worse had NO cell service (eff you T-Mobile). i freaked out and ended up arriving at a marine military ID check point, sobbing my life away, explaining how lost and confused i was. lmao i felt like THE biggest loser. i was so scared though the roads had no lighting and my cell wasnt working and i was lost.
glad to be safe FINALLY.
daaaaaaaaaang i bet that was scary
zexyis it weird that i think she has nice legs?
i mean seriously, she looks to be 70 but her legs are not a day over 27
i think it’s strawberry syrup
ketchup?
“that does not taste good”
hahahaha omg i loveeeeeeeee this!
i recently spent 70$ on skin care products. its a pain having to carry all my stuff to and from the bathroom, and because i am sleeping in my 8yr old sisters room theres little room for my stuff. anyways. i have a storage box/drawer i put under that bathroom sink with all my stuff. its neatly in there, in the back of the cabinet. id been suspicious that someone was using all my stuff, because it was disapeearing kind of fast. then this morning i go in the bathroom and all my stuffs everywhere. i asked my mom to mention to my sisters that the stuff was expensive and id really like them not to use it. (they dont listen to me) my moms like “ok i texted them” and i was like thanks. shes like “you shouldnt think people are trying to be evil and steal all of your stuff” “i dont think anyone would do that. they didnt know it was your stuff”
what?
that means your mom is using it
(via tomfields)
(via tomfields)
whipgame (via Godiex { hi })
my head started inching so bad. and hurting. it was my hair wrap. it gave me a miniature rash. i accidently cut it off and now i have a buzz cut at the bottom of my head where the wrap was. it might have been a mistake. i already miss it. but my head feels so much better. guh. i have to wake up at 545 again tmrw… today shouldnt even count as a friday.dang i bet you had pulled the hair too tight; i am sorry that hair wrap was good. or i have heard of people being allergic to the dye in the thread
yeah i think youre right. it probably was just too tight. is there a way to take them out besides cutting them off? im afraid to do another one if im gunna have to cut it off again.
just like slide it out of your hair; maybe cut the bottom, but mine usually just slide out or i unwrap them
(via tomfields)
jaclyn, i finally found tom fields! he has another one too. “captain tom fields”.
super cant wait to see those millions of pictures that he took of us.
hahah of you; not us
i just got back from target. i had to buy woodchips for billys cage. apparently it smelled SO bad that it needed to be cleaned immediately or else he would be kicked out of the house (to the garage) and obviously this is not a good idea because its 5000 degrees outside and he would definitely die of heat stroke. i swear to god- i smelt the cage. i put my face 1cm from the cage… i didnt smell anything. honest. but my mom and dad said that its stinking up the whole house and i must be immune to his scent. which is disgusting.
my mom threw away my wood chips and your mom makes you buy them :(
