jaclyn noelle

im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.

Jun 14, 2009 11:24am
Jun 14, 2009 11:19am

smileypants:

jaclynnoelle:

smileypants:

my head started inching so bad. and hurting. it was my hair wrap. it gave me a miniature rash. i accidently cut it off and now i have a buzz cut at the bottom of my head where the wrap was. it might have been a mistake. i already miss it. but my head feels so much better. guh. i have to wake up at 545 again tmrw… today shouldnt even count as a friday. 

dang i bet you had pulled the hair too tight; i am sorry that hair wrap was good. or i have heard of people being allergic to the dye in the thread

yeah i think youre right. it probably was just too tight. is there a way to take them out besides cutting them off? im afraid to do another one if im gunna have to cut it off again.

just like slide it out of your hair; maybe cut the bottom, but mine usually just slide out or i unwrap them

Jun 14, 2009 11:19am
katiepalmer:

(via tomfields)
jaclyn, i finally found tom fields! he has another one too. “captain tom fields”.super cant wait to see those millions of pictures that he took of us.

hahah of you; not us

katiepalmer:

(via tomfields)

jaclyn, i finally found tom fields! he has another one too. “captain tom fields”.
super cant wait to see those millions of pictures that he took of us.

hahah of you; not us

Jun 14, 2009 11:17am

smileypants:

i just got back from target. i had to buy woodchips for billys cage. apparently it smelled SO bad that it needed to be cleaned immediately or else he would be kicked out of the house (to the garage) and obviously this is not a good idea because its 5000 degrees outside and he would definitely die of heat stroke. i swear to god- i smelt the cage. i put my face 1cm from the cage… i didnt smell anything. honest. but my mom and dad said that its stinking up the whole house and i must be immune to his scent. which is disgusting. 

my mom threw away my wood chips and your mom makes you buy them :(

Jun 14, 2009 11:17am
smileypants:
summer shoes hurry up
oh breanne why do we have the same taste; do we share a brain?

smileypants:

summer shoes hurry up

oh breanne why do we have the same taste; do we share a brain?

Jun 14, 2009 11:15am

i cant stop eating honey nut chex

its an industrial size bag; hopefully ill eat it all and wont have this problem bc i wont buy anymore
Jun 13, 2009 8:59am
Jun 13, 2009 8:57am

alarm clock

ortizjn:

my alarm clock frightens me so bad that i have started to avoid it at what to me seems almost extreme lol its so annoying! i can’t get a full night’s sleep because i wake up every 3 hours thinking its 8:25am and that my alarm clock will soon go off and i want to wake up before it goes off so i get disable it but still get up on time. 

what if your clock piece was you alarm clock, ah that would suck haha

Jun 13, 2009 8:55am

jaclyn-chinatown, yes! & for my birthday im coming down and we can go dancing?

(via smileypants)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jun 13, 2009 8:54am

smileypants:

my head started inching so bad. and hurting. it was my hair wrap. it gave me a miniature rash. i accidently cut it off and now i have a buzz cut at the bottom of my head where the wrap was. it might have been a mistake. i already miss it. but my head feels so much better. guh. i have to wake up at 545 again tmrw… today shouldnt even count as a friday. 

dang i bet you had pulled the hair too tight; i am sorry that hair wrap was good. or i have heard of people being allergic to the dye in the thread

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