jaclyn noelle

im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.

Jun 14, 2009 11:17am

smileypants:

i just got back from target. i had to buy woodchips for billys cage. apparently it smelled SO bad that it needed to be cleaned immediately or else he would be kicked out of the house (to the garage) and obviously this is not a good idea because its 5000 degrees outside and he would definitely die of heat stroke. i swear to god- i smelt the cage. i put my face 1cm from the cage… i didnt smell anything. honest. but my mom and dad said that its stinking up the whole house and i must be immune to his scent. which is disgusting. 

my mom threw away my wood chips and your mom makes you buy them :(

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