jaclyn noelle

im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.

Jun 15, 2009 4:58pm

quilted northern

ortizjn:

im SO happy to finally have nice toilet paper! it’s 3 ply :D  

and im also happy to be back in richmond after the horror story of a drive to get down here. i had to pick up my sister so i was going to get off at 150A. there was construction. i sat in that for an hour ( just to let you know i left from exit 160B, it should only take 10 min.) then with my luck the exit i was supposed to take was closed b.c of the construction. i took the next exit available and i ended up lost in Quantico Marine Base (by the way that was my first time driving on the highway kinda) so i got lost and of course to make matters worse had NO cell service (eff you T-Mobile). i freaked out and ended up arriving at a marine military ID check point, sobbing my life away, explaining how lost and confused i was. lmao i felt like THE biggest loser. i was so scared though the roads had no lighting and my cell wasnt working and i was lost.

glad to be safe FINALLY.

daaaaaaaaaang i bet that was scary

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