jaclyn noelle
im a forty year old male who enjoys taking long, luxurious baths in decadent dark chocolate for hours in my antique clawfoot tub, everyday.
Jul 5, 2009
3:09pm
yesterday, i hoped someone would have diarrhea in the pool at three and that we could close the pool early; at five, my dream came true-except not only was it in the pool but, baked onto the concrete with brown foot steps leading into the bathroom; diarrhea caked into rubber mats not only smells and looks delicious but is really fun to clean. happy fourth of july!
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